Today is just a regular Wednesday, I'm telling you. I can't lie to you, hello?
At least once in your lifetime, you should experience that love where you wrap your arms around their neck, stare at them so lovingly and conclude that you're so whipped.
But you can't relate because you have bad character and you're always fighting with everyone.
But on a more serious note, happy Valentine's day.
Beyond the whole buying flowers and gifts, you should genuinely show love to people around you. You don't have to wait for one February 14th before you get a gift for someone. Valentine's day isn't only about giving your partner gifts. Give your friends too.
And hey, when you want to give someone a gift, you’re not suppose to ask them. You just give them. If you have no idea of what you can gift someone, you can consider the “five senses gift.” It doesn't have to be all the five senses, it can just serve as a guide.
It's not too late to get yourself something too, and stop disturbing us on your WhatsApp status. Trust me, I’d be commenting “it’s even plastic” on any flower post I see.
P. S. If youre unmarried and you have s*x today, I hope you get pregnant and you’ll not know until when youre 5 months gone. Amen.
Love is a very rubbish activity and I'd advise everyone not to indulge in such.
Beware. Love is in the air but what you might just be breathing in could be dry harmattan dust. So, use a face mask and stay safe. Ciao!